,I never liked them and at the same time I couldn’t live without one in the past 4 years, especially when I moved to Lebanon alone.
Why do I hate them?! Simply because they are to me nothing but jerk magnets ( if you feel the same join e-nadaha‘s group: Jerk Magnets). let me show you some examples:
Jerk#1: One day, I receive a message from a number I don’t know “hi loulou, how are you, I’m Karim Almenshawy”. Who’s Karim?! I had no idea. After a week or two of trying to call the jerk or to know anything about him, he called ” I got your number from a guy named Osama…….you don’t want me to call?!…..Ok, bye”. Many months later, I knew that he’s actually a Mohammad and a new classmate I know!
Jerk#2: Another one day, the phone rings, an international number..
-hello?X?
-no wrong number!
-I like your voice, Can I know your name?!
-*hangs up*
For two or three days, the jerk kept calling…the last phone call lasted 30 minutes, I didn’t say a word during these minutes, just pressed the answer button and he did the talking…he called me Heba by the way (he likes the name he said)
Jerk#3: I don’t know if anyone read the post “Jerks” that I deleted it. A guy calling himself the phantom of the Opera…he turned out to be my cousin’s cousin having fun.
Jerk #4: A new one, couple of days ago, a number missed call couple of times…I sent a message (stupid me) asking for the caller’s identity…”I’m fadi”, “fadi meen?”, “fadi masa2at”…here we go again!!! he claimed that he saw me once in AlBekaa’ but he didn’t have the courage to speak to me (never been there)…it ended by me asking him to fuck off, and he did!
Jerk #5,6..etc: A list of many numbers(from Lebanon and Egypt) that I don’t know them till now, miss calling every once and a while, sending messages sometimes, …you will find their numbers saved and named Who1, who2, who3…etc in my phonebook (the max once reached who11).
Conclusion: mobile phones are disgusting and so are some men!
Update: this jerk #4(fadi masa2at) is back…he’s sending messages telling me that I’m LUCKY he has my number and I should be grateful for that!!!!!!!!!!
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Good grief! 🙁
Here my cell phone is actually better than my house phone, b/c solicitors call my house phone 24/7 trying to sell me stuff.
It’s not about the mobile phone but how it’s used…
Yeah, humans can be disappointing.
absolute_sonic, i forgot that, they call me on my cell phone too!!! 🙁
shogo, our race is a disgrace!
hey,its my first time here, i read this and i had a quick look in your blog.The first word came to my mind that your a simple girl .. very simple and pure..
About the cellphones..i think there’r very important ,,most of the time we say we can live without it but when it comes to the reality, we can’t.
we all have such stuff but ..you have a funny way dealing with them,, and i understood that all or most of what happened with you was from ppl you know.. so i think by the cell or in any another way they will try to make fun of you.. you hate it? alright ! but im sure these ppl love it 😉
to tell you a secret, im a person who LOVE making fun of ppl in this way =D
afnan, hello 🙂 hope it’s not your last time 🙂
I know they are important, and I know I can’t live without them…but not all of them are people I know, or I know them but I don’t know it’s them who are doing this…
to tell you a secret, I do this too, I make fun of people this way, but not any people, you see I have this deal between me and a friend ( a jerk magnet too)..she gives me the numbers who are doing this to her and I make them wish they never existed 😀 and I give her mine too 😀
both of u should stop saying secrets out in the open 😛 they’re no longer secrets this way 😛
hey layal..
OH GOD I’VE BEEN THERE AND I WISH ALL COMMUNICATIONS JUST DIE AFTER SUCH NAGGING FROM JERKS!!
once some jerk finished his credit on nagging me so what did he do??
sent me a ” call me please” free vodafone message..hahahahah
great humour girl 😉
hahahahahaha…that was funny 😀
I wish they could use their brains and creativity for useful stuff 😀
shogo, don’t worry ..it will be always a secret, but u stay away =P
nights, eh walla le baddo yel3ab la y2areb !!sad2eni we always have the good and creative way !